"Who's that walkin' round here, Mercy
Sounds like baby patter
Baby elephant patter; thats what I calls it"

Say up in Harlem at a table for two
There were four of us
Me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up, I'd say you sure are sweet
From there down there's just too much feet

Yes, your feets too big
Don't want ya, 'cause ya feets too big
Can't use ya, 'cause ya feets too big
I really hate ya, 'cause ya feets too big

Dah de do da 
Mumie nadra
Where did ya get 'em
Dah de adum

Your girl, she likes you, she thinks you're nice
Got what it takes to be in paradise
She said she likes your face
She likes your rig
Man, oh, man, those things are too big

Your feets too big
Don't want cha, 'cause ya feets too big
Mad at you, 'cause your feets too big
I hate you, 'cause your feets too big

My goodness, guns, they're gunboats

shiff shiff shiff

Oh, your pedal extremities are colossal
To me you look just like a fossil
Got me walkin', talkin' and squarkin'
'Cause your feets too big

Yeah
Come on and walk that thing
Oh, I've never heard of such walkin', mercy

Your pedal extremities really are obnoxious
One never knows, do one?
